i`m picky!

1. Give me a cigarette
2. Buy me a drink
3. Quit grabbing your boobs.

One of my favorites is accusing women of just
seeing me as a sex object, and not caring about my
feelings...

Another is telling a woman that I want her to
support me and that if she's not nice, I'm going
to divorce her, take half her money, and leave her
with the minivan.

When she said that she had a friend that she
wanted to introduce to you, it would have been a
good idea to have said "Tell me about her. Is she
rich? Famous? A supermodel? I'm picky...".

"Women who work out too much become crazy...
and it damages their brains."