So, I go into a shoe store the other day and I'm
just kind of browsing. The clerk-- a cutie of age
21--asks me if she can help me. I kindly ask her
to get me a certain pair to try on. As I put the
shoes on, she enthusiastically squeaked, "WOW
THOSE SHOES LOOK GREAT ON YOU!!!". I mocked her in
the same hi-pitch tone, "YOU'RE ON COMMISION YOU
NEED TO SAY THAT!!"