shoes

I don't go to a fast
food joint, I go to a salad bar.

I see this very well known
model at my favorite
lunch spot, waiting on line to pay for her salad.
She is of course an absolute 10, wearing a super
sexy outfit complete with some killer stiletto
style heels; so I see my 'in.' I walk up behind
her and say "what is up with those shoes," in
*almost* a disapproving way. She gives a half
glance towards me and says in a slightly confused,
self conches way "what, their Jimmie Choo's."
Still looking down, I respond "their sharp." She
responds "thanks." At this point, I'm still just
not much more than another guy looking to get her
attention, in her eyes. So I respond "that wasn't
a complement, I'm saying that they're SHARP; like
they could be used as a weapon!" She responds with
a big smile. At this point, the woman at the
register says "next! {we both walk to the
register} Are you together" I quickly respond "no-
way did you see those weapons she calls shoes?"
this don't even make complete sense, but that's
the point! I make sure I pay first (cutting ahead
of her), then as she starts to pay for her order,
I say "I'll tell you what, if you promise to keep
your shoes on the floor, I'll LET you have lunch
with me today." After that c&f comment she had
this really confused look on her face like, who
the hell is this guy to talk to me like this?

when you totally disregard
her "outward beauty" and instead start making fun
of her, teasing, and enjoying yourself, you
instead say, "I am the powerful one, and your
beauty magic doesn't work on me".