online picture

For instance, if you're talking to a woman
online, and you haven't seen her picture, you can
say:

"OK, you're probably some hairy, manly, seven
hundred pound beast... and that's why you haven't
sent me your picture..."

(Use this kind of thing when she says that
she's a model or dancer, etc. and it's obviously
not even close.)

The bolder you are, and the funnier, the better
you'll do when guessing.