"Oh, it's OK... you don't have a phone? That's
nothing to be embarrassed about" or "And you
expect me to believe that?" in a cocky, funny way
instantly telegraph the message: "I'm not a girly-
man that gives up easily, and I see through your
games. I don't buy it" are VERY ATTRACTIVE.
terça-feira, 30 de junho de 2009
"yeah right"
when I ask for the number, lots (not necessarily
most, but a good number) of girls initially say
"Oh, my number's disconnected." or "I just moved,
and haven't gotten new phone number installed
yet." However, when I give a cocky response, or
even if i just say "yeah right", they IMMEDIATELY
concede and give me their number... and lo and
behold, it works.
most, but a good number) of girls initially say
"Oh, my number's disconnected." or "I just moved,
and haven't gotten new phone number installed
yet." However, when I give a cocky response, or
even if i just say "yeah right", they IMMEDIATELY
concede and give me their number... and lo and
behold, it works.
providência cautelar
Eleições no Benfica suspensas
A providência cautelar avançada por Carlos Quaresma com o intuito de suspender as eleições do Benfica, que estavam agendadas para o próximo dia 3 de Julho (6ª feira), foi hoje aceite pelo Tribunal da Relação de Lisboa. Espera-se agora o anúncio da nova data por parte da assembleia-geral do clube da Luz.
Face aos novos Códigos do Processo Civil e Criminal, todos os prejuízos que o Benfica vier a sofrer por causa da providência cautelar, se se verificar que esta não tem fundamento, serão imputadas ao autor
A providência cautelar avançada por Carlos Quaresma com o intuito de suspender as eleições do Benfica, que estavam agendadas para o próximo dia 3 de Julho (6ª feira), foi hoje aceite pelo Tribunal da Relação de Lisboa. Espera-se agora o anúncio da nova data por parte da assembleia-geral do clube da Luz.
Face aos novos Códigos do Processo Civil e Criminal, todos os prejuízos que o Benfica vier a sofrer por causa da providência cautelar, se se verificar que esta não tem fundamento, serão imputadas ao autor
segunda-feira, 29 de junho de 2009
receita
1) A few candles
2) Some incense
3) A glass of wine (if you both drink and are of
legal age)
4) Sade's - Greatest Hits on low
2) Some incense
3) A glass of wine (if you both drink and are of
legal age)
4) Sade's - Greatest Hits on low
stay cool when the emotional reaction comes!
Brought her one flower the fourth time you saw
her, but it was her favorite flower, in her
favorite color.
Didn't take her to dinner, but one night cooked
her a favorite dish that your mom taught you and
told her the story of how it came to be a family
favorite?
write a card that says, "I was
thinking about you, and I found this... thought
you would like it. Kiss Kiss."
her, but it was her favorite flower, in her
favorite color.
Didn't take her to dinner, but one night cooked
her a favorite dish that your mom taught you and
told her the story of how it came to be a family
favorite?
write a card that says, "I was
thinking about you, and I found this... thought
you would like it. Kiss Kiss."
loja dá coisas
Abriu ontem em Carnide, Lisboa, uma loja da Cáritas Diocesana para dar diversos artigos aos mais carenciados. A loja ‘É Dado’ localiza-se próximo da estação do metro de Carnide e tem para oferecer roupa, sapatos e brinquedos.
piádas
Qual é a única comida que liga e desliga?
- O Strog-On-Off.
O que é que um tomate diz para o outro?
-Tomatas-me
O que é que um tubarão diz para o outro?
-Tubaralhas-me
O que é que uma impressora diz para a outra?
-Essa folha é tua ou é impressão minha?
Diz a massa para o queijo:
- Que maçada!
Responde o queijo:
- E eu ralado!
Sabem quando é que os americanos comeram carne pela primeira vez?
- Foi quando lá chegou o Cristóvão co-lombo
No hospital, diz o médico:
- O senhor é o dador de sangue?
- Não, eu sou o da dor de cabeça!
Dois litros de leite atravessaram a rua e foram atropelados. Um morreu, o outro não, porquê?
- Por que um deles era Longa Vida.
Porque é que o elefante não pega fogo?
- Porque ele já é cinza.
O que é que a galinha foi fazer na igreja?
- Assistir à Missa do Galo.
Como é que as enzimas se reproduzem?
- Fica uma enzima da outra.
Por que o galo canta de olhos fechados?
- Porque ele já sabe a letra da música de cor.
O Batman pegou no seu bat-sapato social e no seu bat-blazer. Onde ele foi?
- A um Bat-zado.
Como é que o Batman faz para que abram a bat-caverna?
- Ele bat-palma.
Como se faz uma omeleta de chocolate?
- Com ovos da Páscoa!
Por que é que na Argentina as Vacas vivem a olhar para o céu?
- Porque tem 'Boi nos Ares'!
Para que servem óculos verdes?
- Para verde perto.
Para que servem óculos vermelhos ?
- Para vermelhor.
Por que a mulher do Hulk se divorciou dele ?
- Porque ela queria um homem mais maduro. (GET IT ?)
Já conheces a piada do fotógrafo?
- Ainda não foi revelada.
Como se fala topless em chinês?
- Xem-chu-tian.
Sabes qual a diferença entre uma lagoa e uma padaria ?
- Na lagoa há sapinho, e na padaria 'assa pão'.
O que é que um cromossoma fala pró outro?
- Cromossomos bonitos!
- O Strog-On-Off.
O que é que um tomate diz para o outro?
-Tomatas-me
O que é que um tubarão diz para o outro?
-Tubaralhas-me
O que é que uma impressora diz para a outra?
-Essa folha é tua ou é impressão minha?
Diz a massa para o queijo:
- Que maçada!
Responde o queijo:
- E eu ralado!
Sabem quando é que os americanos comeram carne pela primeira vez?
- Foi quando lá chegou o Cristóvão co-lombo
No hospital, diz o médico:
- O senhor é o dador de sangue?
- Não, eu sou o da dor de cabeça!
Dois litros de leite atravessaram a rua e foram atropelados. Um morreu, o outro não, porquê?
- Por que um deles era Longa Vida.
Porque é que o elefante não pega fogo?
- Porque ele já é cinza.
O que é que a galinha foi fazer na igreja?
- Assistir à Missa do Galo.
Como é que as enzimas se reproduzem?
- Fica uma enzima da outra.
Por que o galo canta de olhos fechados?
- Porque ele já sabe a letra da música de cor.
O Batman pegou no seu bat-sapato social e no seu bat-blazer. Onde ele foi?
- A um Bat-zado.
Como é que o Batman faz para que abram a bat-caverna?
- Ele bat-palma.
Como se faz uma omeleta de chocolate?
- Com ovos da Páscoa!
Por que é que na Argentina as Vacas vivem a olhar para o céu?
- Porque tem 'Boi nos Ares'!
Para que servem óculos verdes?
- Para verde perto.
Para que servem óculos vermelhos ?
- Para vermelhor.
Por que a mulher do Hulk se divorciou dele ?
- Porque ela queria um homem mais maduro. (GET IT ?)
Já conheces a piada do fotógrafo?
- Ainda não foi revelada.
Como se fala topless em chinês?
- Xem-chu-tian.
Sabes qual a diferença entre uma lagoa e uma padaria ?
- Na lagoa há sapinho, e na padaria 'assa pão'.
O que é que um cromossoma fala pró outro?
- Cromossomos bonitos!
Sexo dedutível no IRS
Um casal de jovens chega ao consultório de um médico terapeuta sexual. O médico pergunta-lhes:
- O que posso fazer por vocês?
O rapaz responde:
- Poderia ver-nos a fazer sexo?
O médico olha espantado, mas concorda.
Quando terminam, o médico diz:
- Não há nada de mal na maneira como vocês fazem sexo. E cobra-lhes 70,00 euros pela consulta.
A cena repete-se por várias semanas. O casal marca um horário, faz sexo sem nenhum problema, paga ao médico e deixa o consultório. Ao cabo de algum tempo, o médico resolve perguntar-lhes:
- Afinal, o que estão a tentar descobrir?
E o rapaz responde:
- Nada. O problema é que ela é casada e não posso ir a casa dela. Eu também sou casado e ela não pode ir a minha casa. No Hotel Tivoli, um quarto custa 120,00 euros, no Holliday Inn custa 100,00 euros e aqui fazemos sexo por 70,00 euros, temos acompanhamento médico, é-nos passado um recibo, sou reembolsado em 42,00 euros pela Médis e ainda consigo uma restituição do IRS de 19,25 euros.
- O que posso fazer por vocês?
O rapaz responde:
- Poderia ver-nos a fazer sexo?
O médico olha espantado, mas concorda.
Quando terminam, o médico diz:
- Não há nada de mal na maneira como vocês fazem sexo. E cobra-lhes 70,00 euros pela consulta.
A cena repete-se por várias semanas. O casal marca um horário, faz sexo sem nenhum problema, paga ao médico e deixa o consultório. Ao cabo de algum tempo, o médico resolve perguntar-lhes:
- Afinal, o que estão a tentar descobrir?
E o rapaz responde:
- Nada. O problema é que ela é casada e não posso ir a casa dela. Eu também sou casado e ela não pode ir a minha casa. No Hotel Tivoli, um quarto custa 120,00 euros, no Holliday Inn custa 100,00 euros e aqui fazemos sexo por 70,00 euros, temos acompanhamento médico, é-nos passado um recibo, sou reembolsado em 42,00 euros pela Médis e ainda consigo uma restituição do IRS de 19,25 euros.
sábado, 27 de junho de 2009
sexta-feira, 26 de junho de 2009
think as a woman
Do yourself a favor, and think for a moment
about what it would be like to be an attractive
woman in your mid 20s who is approached all the
time by "nice" guys that want to take you out and
bore you with conversation about the news and
weather. Now ask yourself: "What kind of guy would
instantly get my attention and cause me to feel an
attraction to him?"
about what it would be like to be an attractive
woman in your mid 20s who is approached all the
time by "nice" guys that want to take you out and
bore you with conversation about the news and
weather. Now ask yourself: "What kind of guy would
instantly get my attention and cause me to feel an
attraction to him?"
dont talk
Don't "talk" about anything at all. Tease, make
fun, act cocky & funny, and get the email/digits.
fun, act cocky & funny, and get the email/digits.
pick e-mail and phone
"Hey, nice talking to you, but I have to get
back to my friends (or what I was doing, etc.)."
Then, just as you're turning away, say:
"Hey... Do you have email?"
When she says "Yes", just take out a pen and
paper and give it to her, expecting her to write
it down. When she does, say, "Nice meeting you,
I'll chat with you again when I have some more
time..." and walk away.
back to my friends (or what I was doing, etc.)."
Then, just as you're turning away, say:
"Hey... Do you have email?"
When she says "Yes", just take out a pen and
paper and give it to her, expecting her to write
it down. When she does, say, "Nice meeting you,
I'll chat with you again when I have some more
time..." and walk away.
r u trying to pick me up?
go up to some girls and say sup
girls, ask their names, then look at the hottest
one and say ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK ME UP???!!!!
hahaha and just keep teasing, making the frame
that she wants you, and BE SURE TO TELL HER YOU
KNOW SHE WANTS YOU!!!!
"Look, I know how you women are. First a little
compliment, then you're asking me for my number,
then you want me to come home with you to "check
out your new stereo" or something. I just want you
to know that I'm not that kind of guy, and I won't
fall for it."
girls, ask their names, then look at the hottest
one and say ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK ME UP???!!!!
hahaha and just keep teasing, making the frame
that she wants you, and BE SURE TO TELL HER YOU
KNOW SHE WANTS YOU!!!!
"Look, I know how you women are. First a little
compliment, then you're asking me for my number,
then you want me to come home with you to "check
out your new stereo" or something. I just want you
to know that I'm not that kind of guy, and I won't
fall for it."
dont date friends
Don't date your close neighbors, don't date
anyone related to a close friend, and DON'T DIP
YOUR PEN IN THE COMPANY INK. All of these are VERY
likely to wind up being bad, long-term
investments.
anyone related to a close friend, and DON'T DIP
YOUR PEN IN THE COMPANY INK. All of these are VERY
likely to wind up being bad, long-term
investments.
conversa
Where in my eBook or newsletters have you EVER
heard me say to talk on the phone for 10-15
minutes? Exactly, nowhere.
"Hey, I don't have
long to talk, but I wanted to touch base and say
"Hi". I'm going to be busy today and tomorrow
night, but let's get together Saturday for a cup
of tea and some stimulating conversation..."
Bang, done.
heard me say to talk on the phone for 10-15
minutes? Exactly, nowhere.
"Hey, I don't have
long to talk, but I wanted to touch base and say
"Hi". I'm going to be busy today and tomorrow
night, but let's get together Saturday for a cup
of tea and some stimulating conversation..."
Bang, done.
consulta pessoal
As for your particular situation, my only idea
is to stop by my place sometime for a personal
consultation. I specialize in beautiful, young
Russian women who are looking for cocky & funny
guys. There is no charge for your initial
consultation...
is to stop by my place sometime for a personal
consultation. I specialize in beautiful, young
Russian women who are looking for cocky & funny
guys. There is no charge for your initial
consultation...
dont call her anymore
don't call her anymore and if she
decides to call you sometime, turn the tables
around, start playing hard to get and NEVER ACT
LIKE A WUSS AGAIN PLEASE.
decides to call you sometime, turn the tables
around, start playing hard to get and NEVER ACT
LIKE A WUSS AGAIN PLEASE.
e-mail e tlm
The easiest thing in the world to do in your
current situation is to say, "Hey, do you have
email?"
Most people do and if she says yes, just pull
out a piece of paper and have her write it down.
And, WHILE SHE'S WRITING say, "And write your
number down there too." This is one of my favorite
one-two combinations.
Then, the next day, send her an email and tell
her that she should get together with you for a
cup of tea and some stimulating conversation. This
is both easy and charming, and it works like,
well... a charm.
current situation is to say, "Hey, do you have
email?"
Most people do and if she says yes, just pull
out a piece of paper and have her write it down.
And, WHILE SHE'S WRITING say, "And write your
number down there too." This is one of my favorite
one-two combinations.
Then, the next day, send her an email and tell
her that she should get together with you for a
cup of tea and some stimulating conversation. This
is both easy and charming, and it works like,
well... a charm.
jerks
JERKS do, in fact, attract hot
women.
Selfish behavior, as unhealthy as this might
sound, often makes women feel attracted to you.
Sarcasm, ball busting, playing hard to get and
all kinds of other "illogical" things really do
work when it comes to attracting women.
women do feel attraction for extremely
handsome men... but they feel a MUCH STRONGER
ATTRACTION for certain PERSONALITY TRAITS and
BEHAVIORS than they do for physical looks alone.
Here's a PARTIAL list of what creates that
ATTRACTION:
- Unpredictable
- Uncontrollable
- Challenging
- Dominant
women.
Selfish behavior, as unhealthy as this might
sound, often makes women feel attracted to you.
Sarcasm, ball busting, playing hard to get and
all kinds of other "illogical" things really do
work when it comes to attracting women.
women do feel attraction for extremely
handsome men... but they feel a MUCH STRONGER
ATTRACTION for certain PERSONALITY TRAITS and
BEHAVIORS than they do for physical looks alone.
Here's a PARTIAL list of what creates that
ATTRACTION:
- Unpredictable
- Uncontrollable
- Challenging
- Dominant
online date
there's nothing more convenient
than being able to sit down at your computer
anytime, day or night, and chat with single women
who are looking for dates.
than being able to sit down at your computer
anytime, day or night, and chat with single women
who are looking for dates.
humor
Why do most people laugh?
Is it because they heard something funny?
No, it's not.
The next ten times you hear someone laugh, ask
yourself "Did they just hear something funny?".
The answer will almost ALWAYS be "no".
People only laugh in response to humor on RARE
occasion.
Most of the time, we're laughing in response to
something that contains no humor at all... like
another person talking about the weather... or
about a work situation.
Laugher serves an important purpose that is WAY
beyond humor. And it is a way that women
communicate INTEREST in men, as well.
Is it because they heard something funny?
No, it's not.
The next ten times you hear someone laugh, ask
yourself "Did they just hear something funny?".
The answer will almost ALWAYS be "no".
People only laugh in response to humor on RARE
occasion.
Most of the time, we're laughing in response to
something that contains no humor at all... like
another person talking about the weather... or
about a work situation.
Laugher serves an important purpose that is WAY
beyond humor. And it is a way that women
communicate INTEREST in men, as well.
turn the table
Sometimes they'd
tease a beautiful woman about her looks... or
accuse her of trying to use tricks to "get
laid"... or turn the tables in some other way.
tease a beautiful woman about her looks... or
accuse her of trying to use tricks to "get
laid"... or turn the tables in some other way.
hitting on the arm
Maybe they would make fun of an attractive
woman... but the woman would respond by laughing
and playfully hitting them on the arm.
Or they'd tell a woman that they didn't like
being treated like a sex object, and that she'd
better not try the "buy me a drink trick" just to
get a date... and they'd wind up having the woman
begging for their number.
woman... but the woman would respond by laughing
and playfully hitting them on the arm.
Or they'd tell a woman that they didn't like
being treated like a sex object, and that she'd
better not try the "buy me a drink trick" just to
get a date... and they'd wind up having the woman
begging for their number.
shoes
I don't go to a fast
food joint, I go to a salad bar.
I see this very well known
model at my favorite
lunch spot, waiting on line to pay for her salad.
She is of course an absolute 10, wearing a super
sexy outfit complete with some killer stiletto
style heels; so I see my 'in.' I walk up behind
her and say "what is up with those shoes," in
*almost* a disapproving way. She gives a half
glance towards me and says in a slightly confused,
self conches way "what, their Jimmie Choo's."
Still looking down, I respond "their sharp." She
responds "thanks." At this point, I'm still just
not much more than another guy looking to get her
attention, in her eyes. So I respond "that wasn't
a complement, I'm saying that they're SHARP; like
they could be used as a weapon!" She responds with
a big smile. At this point, the woman at the
register says "next! {we both walk to the
register} Are you together" I quickly respond "no-
way did you see those weapons she calls shoes?"
this don't even make complete sense, but that's
the point! I make sure I pay first (cutting ahead
of her), then as she starts to pay for her order,
I say "I'll tell you what, if you promise to keep
your shoes on the floor, I'll LET you have lunch
with me today." After that c&f comment she had
this really confused look on her face like, who
the hell is this guy to talk to me like this?
when you totally disregard
her "outward beauty" and instead start making fun
of her, teasing, and enjoying yourself, you
instead say, "I am the powerful one, and your
beauty magic doesn't work on me".
food joint, I go to a salad bar.
I see this very well known
model at my favorite
lunch spot, waiting on line to pay for her salad.
She is of course an absolute 10, wearing a super
sexy outfit complete with some killer stiletto
style heels; so I see my 'in.' I walk up behind
her and say "what is up with those shoes," in
*almost* a disapproving way. She gives a half
glance towards me and says in a slightly confused,
self conches way "what, their Jimmie Choo's."
Still looking down, I respond "their sharp." She
responds "thanks." At this point, I'm still just
not much more than another guy looking to get her
attention, in her eyes. So I respond "that wasn't
a complement, I'm saying that they're SHARP; like
they could be used as a weapon!" She responds with
a big smile. At this point, the woman at the
register says "next! {we both walk to the
register} Are you together" I quickly respond "no-
way did you see those weapons she calls shoes?"
this don't even make complete sense, but that's
the point! I make sure I pay first (cutting ahead
of her), then as she starts to pay for her order,
I say "I'll tell you what, if you promise to keep
your shoes on the floor, I'll LET you have lunch
with me today." After that c&f comment she had
this really confused look on her face like, who
the hell is this guy to talk to me like this?
when you totally disregard
her "outward beauty" and instead start making fun
of her, teasing, and enjoying yourself, you
instead say, "I am the powerful one, and your
beauty magic doesn't work on me".
bratty little sister
She was just so hot, and
she came on to me right in front of her biker
boyfriend, after I busted on her about how I
thought only good-looking women got to ride on
Harleys.
I
treated this woman as if she was my "bratty little
sister" and after a couple months of banter, she
asked me for a date!
she came on to me right in front of her biker
boyfriend, after I busted on her about how I
thought only good-looking women got to ride on
Harleys.
I
treated this woman as if she was my "bratty little
sister" and after a couple months of banter, she
asked me for a date!
couch drunk kiss
we end up back at her place. First, we get there
and I sit back on the couch. She asks if I want a
drink, so I tell her NO. Suggesting that she is
just trying to get me drunk. We watch TV for a
little bit; then when I was thirsty, I got up and
asked her if she wanted a drink.She said no, so
when I went to her fridge and I asked her what do
you want me to bring you back, because I'm not
drinking alone. After we both finish our first
drink, I lean over and pecked her on the lips. She
tried to kiss me back and I told her to settle
down and go get us another drink, which she did.
....Fast forward, after a night of everything, but
sex (I didn't have a condom), as I was kissing her
good night (she wanted me to stay, but I was
leaving for a trip Friday morning, so I told her
No.)
she said, "I'm going to regret not sleeping with
you in the morning."
I smile and kiss her.
She said, "Maybe next time."
I said, "Maybe."
Then she said, "or the time after that." That
light bulb my David D. light bulb went on, this
preparedst.
Being prepaid I said, "What makes you think I'll
want to have sex with you next time? Or the time
after that?"
She said, "You're a guy and that's what all guys
want."
I said, "Maybe I'll only kiss you next time."
She said, "I hope we'd AT LEAST do that."
Driving the nail home that I was in control and
she wasn't going to use sex as a weapon, I said,
"Fine, then hand holding it is."
She said, "Hand holding?"
hand-holding, "Yes, you've been promoted to
hand holding."
She said, "How is that a promotion?"
I kissed her and said, "I'll tell you next time."
and left
and I sit back on the couch. She asks if I want a
drink, so I tell her NO. Suggesting that she is
just trying to get me drunk. We watch TV for a
little bit; then when I was thirsty, I got up and
asked her if she wanted a drink.She said no, so
when I went to her fridge and I asked her what do
you want me to bring you back, because I'm not
drinking alone. After we both finish our first
drink, I lean over and pecked her on the lips. She
tried to kiss me back and I told her to settle
down and go get us another drink, which she did.
....Fast forward, after a night of everything, but
sex (I didn't have a condom), as I was kissing her
good night (she wanted me to stay, but I was
leaving for a trip Friday morning, so I told her
No.)
she said, "I'm going to regret not sleeping with
you in the morning."
I smile and kiss her.
She said, "Maybe next time."
I said, "Maybe."
Then she said, "or the time after that." That
light bulb my David D. light bulb went on, this
preparedst.
Being prepaid I said, "What makes you think I'll
want to have sex with you next time? Or the time
after that?"
She said, "You're a guy and that's what all guys
want."
I said, "Maybe I'll only kiss you next time."
She said, "I hope we'd AT LEAST do that."
Driving the nail home that I was in control and
she wasn't going to use sex as a weapon, I said,
"Fine, then hand holding it is."
She said, "Hand holding?"
hand-holding, "Yes, you've been promoted to
hand holding."
She said, "How is that a promotion?"
I kissed her and said, "I'll tell you next time."
and left
i dont normally do this on first date
We
went back to her place and started getting "cosy"
(with the comments "I don't normally do this on a
first date"). I had to leave for another
engagement but she desperately wanted me to stay!!
went back to her place and started getting "cosy"
(with the comments "I don't normally do this on a
first date"). I had to leave for another
engagement but she desperately wanted me to stay!!
ask phone twice
hey dave-lets get to the chase. 2 things (first
the success story).. i met this chik who was
getting off work..yelled out "HEY!" and she came
over to me.. i started talking about anything and
everything to get/keep her attention..busting on
her and all ..she gave me her # after 20 minutes..
BUt i didn't call. then i ran into her again in
the
neighborhood but this time i did the same thing
"whats your # again?" and then finally i wrote it
down and scored on the second meeting after
coffee.. the stuff works bro
the success story).. i met this chik who was
getting off work..yelled out "HEY!" and she came
over to me.. i started talking about anything and
everything to get/keep her attention..busting on
her and all ..she gave me her # after 20 minutes..
BUt i didn't call. then i ran into her again in
the
neighborhood but this time i did the same thing
"whats your # again?" and then finally i wrote it
down and scored on the second meeting after
coffee.. the stuff works bro
dinner
At one point
she complained that the bread was cold, and that I
should go get some fresh stuff...
ME: What's in it for me? {unoriginal line} HER:
I'll stay and finish lunch at your table.
Otherwise, I'll go get the bread and sit over
there by myself. {great answer!} ME: Well,
that'd be embarrassing. HER: Yup. ME: Everyone in
the restaurant would think that you had to
move because you've got real bad gas.
And it went from there. You could see her eyes
getting brighter throughout the conversation, and
it ended with:
HER: Wow, you're feisty today... ME: Yeah, so...?
HER: So, it's really... attractive. ME {laughing}:
Boy, you're easy today...
she complained that the bread was cold, and that I
should go get some fresh stuff...
ME: What's in it for me? {unoriginal line} HER:
I'll stay and finish lunch at your table.
Otherwise, I'll go get the bread and sit over
there by myself. {great answer!} ME: Well,
that'd be embarrassing. HER: Yup. ME: Everyone in
the restaurant would think that you had to
move because you've got real bad gas.
And it went from there. You could see her eyes
getting brighter throughout the conversation, and
it ended with:
HER: Wow, you're feisty today... ME: Yeah, so...?
HER: So, it's really... attractive. ME {laughing}:
Boy, you're easy today...
online picture
For instance, if you're talking to a woman
online, and you haven't seen her picture, you can
say:
"OK, you're probably some hairy, manly, seven
hundred pound beast... and that's why you haven't
sent me your picture..."
(Use this kind of thing when she says that
she's a model or dancer, etc. and it's obviously
not even close.)
The bolder you are, and the funnier, the better
you'll do when guessing.
online, and you haven't seen her picture, you can
say:
"OK, you're probably some hairy, manly, seven
hundred pound beast... and that's why you haven't
sent me your picture..."
(Use this kind of thing when she says that
she's a model or dancer, etc. and it's obviously
not even close.)
The bolder you are, and the funnier, the better
you'll do when guessing.
mental hospital
In one of my classes there is this girl that acts
weird most of the time (she's a solid 9.5) and one
day she was talking to me, and I just turned
around and said to my friend: "Did you say mental
hospital?"
I had basically
been making fun of her. Little did I know that I
had been doing everything right (this was before I
started getting your emails).
weird most of the time (she's a solid 9.5) and one
day she was talking to me, and I just turned
around and said to my friend: "Did you say mental
hospital?"
I had basically
been making fun of her. Little did I know that I
had been doing everything right (this was before I
started getting your emails).
And as for meeting women, stop worrying about
STARTING OR KEEPING CONVERSATIONS GOING.
Just walk up to women, get their phone numbers,
and then get together with them later for a cup of
tea.
No "starting of conversations" required.
Use my 3 minute email/number technique, and
then break out your killer sense of humor later
when you're alone with her.
You're doing fine... don't worry about
"conversations".
And if you do wind up in a conversation, just
start out by talking about normal things, then
transition into the Cocky & Funny material as you
progress.
STARTING OR KEEPING CONVERSATIONS GOING.
Just walk up to women, get their phone numbers,
and then get together with them later for a cup of
tea.
No "starting of conversations" required.
Use my 3 minute email/number technique, and
then break out your killer sense of humor later
when you're alone with her.
You're doing fine... don't worry about
"conversations".
And if you do wind up in a conversation, just
start out by talking about normal things, then
transition into the Cocky & Funny material as you
progress.
So, I go into a shoe store the other day and I'm
just kind of browsing. The clerk-- a cutie of age
21--asks me if she can help me. I kindly ask her
to get me a certain pair to try on. As I put the
shoes on, she enthusiastically squeaked, "WOW
THOSE SHOES LOOK GREAT ON YOU!!!". I mocked her in
the same hi-pitch tone, "YOU'RE ON COMMISION YOU
NEED TO SAY THAT!!"
just kind of browsing. The clerk-- a cutie of age
21--asks me if she can help me. I kindly ask her
to get me a certain pair to try on. As I put the
shoes on, she enthusiastically squeaked, "WOW
THOSE SHOES LOOK GREAT ON YOU!!!". I mocked her in
the same hi-pitch tone, "YOU'RE ON COMMISION YOU
NEED TO SAY THAT!!"
ex
Yeah, it's OK for you to admit that you're
attracted to ME.
I don't blame you.
You forgot to include your picture, dear.
Waiting patiently.
Your friend,
David D.
P.S. Stop forwarding these emails to your Ex.
It's bad enough that you love me... but to add
insult to injury for the poor guy...
attracted to ME.
I don't blame you.
You forgot to include your picture, dear.
Waiting patiently.
Your friend,
David D.
P.S. Stop forwarding these emails to your Ex.
It's bad enough that you love me... but to add
insult to injury for the poor guy...
alaska
An intelligent female professional that lives
in ALASKA?
Don't even get me started there...
And since you seem to be claiming here that
you're an AUTHORITY on "The classy, sophisticated,
and well educated... as well as intriguing and
very attractive" women... I have to ask you where
you're getting this particular education...
Alaska?
Maybe those words mean something different
where you're from.
in ALASKA?
Don't even get me started there...
And since you seem to be claiming here that
you're an AUTHORITY on "The classy, sophisticated,
and well educated... as well as intriguing and
very attractive" women... I have to ask you where
you're getting this particular education...
Alaska?
Maybe those words mean something different
where you're from.
quinta-feira, 25 de junho de 2009
seven hour rule
Threesomes just seem advanced because no one probably showed you how to do it properly. Put it this way - if you can sleep with one beautiful woman, you can sleep with two. I'll teach you the formula.
Forget the "seven hour rule." It shouldn't take that long. Make things happen quickly - that night.
Forget the "seven hour rule." It shouldn't take that long. Make things happen quickly - that night.
bcp
Cinco ex-administradores do BCP foram acusados pelo Ministério Público de "crimes que terão provocado um prejuízo de 600 milhões de euros ao banco e de terem recebido indevidamente 24 milhões.
quarta-feira, 24 de junho de 2009
mulheres
My personal conclusion and advice to everyone:
show women you are not attracted to them by
pointing out their WEAK parts, act like they're
just another woman you meet... anything else leads
to being WUSSY!!! Be the first to hang up the
phone, or say "goodbye now", or show them you have
a lot of OTHER interesting things to do than see
them. At least this worked for me!
show women you are not attracted to them by
pointing out their WEAK parts, act like they're
just another woman you meet... anything else leads
to being WUSSY!!! Be the first to hang up the
phone, or say "goodbye now", or show them you have
a lot of OTHER interesting things to do than see
them. At least this worked for me!
domingo, 14 de junho de 2009
apostas
Now let me tell you what these strategies are not:
Nothing to do with backing or laying favourites blindly.
One of my members tells me that this is exactly what a rival is advising his clients to do!
Let's get one thing straight - laying or backing favourites blindly is a short cut to ruin. Follow this path at your peril!
Nothing to do with Martingale systems and thier ilk.
Staking plans that increase your liability to recoup losses seem to be sold every where at present.
But sooner or later, you will have a long run of losers, and this will break your bank, unless you have access to the Bank of England's resources!
Nothing to do with arbitrage.
But realistically, these are becoming increasingly hard to find.
And even if you're lucky enough to find a few, your share of the profit pie will be down to loose change.
Nothing to do with backing or laying favourites blindly.
One of my members tells me that this is exactly what a rival is advising his clients to do!
Let's get one thing straight - laying or backing favourites blindly is a short cut to ruin. Follow this path at your peril!
Nothing to do with Martingale systems and thier ilk.
Staking plans that increase your liability to recoup losses seem to be sold every where at present.
But sooner or later, you will have a long run of losers, and this will break your bank, unless you have access to the Bank of England's resources!
Nothing to do with arbitrage.
But realistically, these are becoming increasingly hard to find.
And even if you're lucky enough to find a few, your share of the profit pie will be down to loose change.
segunda-feira, 8 de junho de 2009
leveraged buyout
Os dois clubes sobre cuja sobrevivência – pelo menos nos atuais moldes – mas se especula atualmente são simplesmente os dois maiores do país, o Manchester United e o Liverpool.
Ambos os clubes são de americanos donos de “franquias” esportivas em seu país, e foram adquiridos da mesma foram, por meio de um “leveraged buyout”. Em termos simples, significa o seguinte: o cara pega dinheiro no banco para comprar o clube, fica dono dele e depois passa essa dívida que contraiu junto ao banco para o clube. Assim simples. Até você poderia comprar – é claro, se o banco te emprestasse o dinheiro.
Ambos os clubes são de americanos donos de “franquias” esportivas em seu país, e foram adquiridos da mesma foram, por meio de um “leveraged buyout”. Em termos simples, significa o seguinte: o cara pega dinheiro no banco para comprar o clube, fica dono dele e depois passa essa dívida que contraiu junto ao banco para o clube. Assim simples. Até você poderia comprar – é claro, se o banco te emprestasse o dinheiro.
quinta-feira, 4 de junho de 2009
contrato de trabalho
A decisão judicial englobou ainda a questão da validade do contrato de trabalho, tendo o tribunal considerado que é nulo, dado que a contratação das três mulheres, em Junho de 1996, não obedeceu aos requisitos legais da função pública.
A nulidade do contrato implica que as três queixosas não serão readmitidas ao serviço.
A nulidade do contrato implica que as três queixosas não serão readmitidas ao serviço.
quarta-feira, 3 de junho de 2009
terça-feira, 2 de junho de 2009
Para mulheres:
8h15m - Desperta, sem olheiras, e recebe beijos e abraços do namorado.
8h30m - Entra no banheiro, sobe na balança e percebe que está dois quilos mais magra.
8h45m - Café na cama, trazido pelo namorado, com geléias, croissants, frutas da estação…
9h30m - Banho de banheira, com sais, fragrâncias exóticas, sabonetes indianos, xampu de amêndoas, cremes etc.
10h40m - Aula de musculação com personal que lembra o Brad Pitt.
11h15m - Tratamento facial, manicure, pedicure, massagem relaxante e aromaterapia.
13h - Almoço com a melhor amiga para atualizar as fofocas.
13h15m - No restaurante, encontra a mulher do ex-namorado e pensa: “Nossa, ela está uma baleia!”. Ri discretamente.
14h30m - Compras no shopping com crédito ilimitado. Volta para casa com várias sacolas.
16h30m - Em casa, recebe cinco dúzias de rosas de um admirador secreto.
17h - Massagem com aquele massagista que é a cara do Fábio Assunção.
18h - Inicia o ritual de escolha da roupa que usará durante o jantar.
19h - Experimenta o nono vestido.
20h - Jantar romântico, iluminado por velas, com o namorado.
20h15m - Recebe um colar de US$ 2 mil como prova de amor.
21h - Morangos e champanhe na sobremesa.
22h - Faz amor. Preliminares duram uma hora e vinte e cinco minutos.
Meia-noite - Adormece abraçada ao namorado (de uma forma que ele mal consegue se mexer).
8h30m - Entra no banheiro, sobe na balança e percebe que está dois quilos mais magra.
8h45m - Café na cama, trazido pelo namorado, com geléias, croissants, frutas da estação…
9h30m - Banho de banheira, com sais, fragrâncias exóticas, sabonetes indianos, xampu de amêndoas, cremes etc.
10h40m - Aula de musculação com personal que lembra o Brad Pitt.
11h15m - Tratamento facial, manicure, pedicure, massagem relaxante e aromaterapia.
13h - Almoço com a melhor amiga para atualizar as fofocas.
13h15m - No restaurante, encontra a mulher do ex-namorado e pensa: “Nossa, ela está uma baleia!”. Ri discretamente.
14h30m - Compras no shopping com crédito ilimitado. Volta para casa com várias sacolas.
16h30m - Em casa, recebe cinco dúzias de rosas de um admirador secreto.
17h - Massagem com aquele massagista que é a cara do Fábio Assunção.
18h - Inicia o ritual de escolha da roupa que usará durante o jantar.
19h - Experimenta o nono vestido.
20h - Jantar romântico, iluminado por velas, com o namorado.
20h15m - Recebe um colar de US$ 2 mil como prova de amor.
21h - Morangos e champanhe na sobremesa.
22h - Faz amor. Preliminares duram uma hora e vinte e cinco minutos.
Meia-noite - Adormece abraçada ao namorado (de uma forma que ele mal consegue se mexer).
segunda-feira, 1 de junho de 2009
homicidio por negligência grosseira
Um motorista do INEM, com 26 anos, conduzia alcoolizado quando, a 9 de Agosto de 2008, passou um sinal vermelho, a cerca de 70km/h, e atropelou um jovem de 21 anos.
O funcionário do INEM, que ficou apenas com escoriações ligeiras, está acusado pelo Ministério Público de homicídio por negligência grosseira, pela morte do motociclista.
Segundo as informações que a TVI recolheu, aquando o acidente a PSP não o submeteu ao teste do balão no local e só no Hospital de Santo António, mais de duas horas depois do acidente, as análises acusaram uma taxa de alcoolemia de 1,36. Meses mais tarde, já em Novembro, o Instituto de Medicina Legal (IML) admite uma falha técnica que, àquela data, terá afectado 20 pessoas, incluindo o arguido neste caso.
Madalena Lima, advogada de acusação no processo, afirma que o que aparece no IML é «que houve uma avaria e que por essa avaria 20 testes foram considerados sem efeito e que dá negativo».
Para o pai da vítima, Manuel Severino «há muita coisa escondida» que precisa de ser esclarecida.
«Há mais 19. Onde é que eles estão, quem são, será que foram autuados, será que foram perdoados? Há muita coisa escondida que eu gostava que me dissessem».
A que velocidade circulava a ambulância?
No entanto, levanta-se outra questão: a velocidade. Segundo o processo judicial a que a TVI teve acesso revela que o tacógrafo da ambulância aparentava marcar 34km/h, mas que, após a peritagem, foi apurado que afinal o veículo circula com o dobro da velocidade.
A advogada de acusação revela que prefere basear-se nos testemunhos de quem assistiu ao acidente.
«Tenho que me basear no que me dizem as testemunhas. As testemunhas dizem que a velocidade era bastante grande e que a ambulância não abrandou sequer no cruzamento sabendo que o sinal estava vermelho».
Motorista sem habilitações para conduzir ambulâncias
Mais grave ainda é saber que o motorista da ambulância do INEM não tinha sequer habilitação legal para conduzir viaturas de emergência e prioritárias. No entanto, a PSP actuou no local e aplicou uma coima de 500 euros ao director da delegação norte.
O facto é que toda esta situação não levou sequer à suspensão do funcionário. O INEM neste caso não terá contratado um profissional com as habilitações necessárias e até hoje o arguido continua a exercer as mesmas funções, ou seja, a transportar doentes em emergência médica.
Através de um telefonema para a delegação do Norte do INEM, a TVI conseguiu confirmar que o motorista se encontra a trabalhar.
«Ele trabalha nas ambulâncias e eu não o consigo contactar porque nem sei qual é o turno em que ele está, nem sei a ambulância em que ele está a trabalhar», referiu fonte da Delegação, acrescentando trabalha «certamente» no Porto.
Acusação de homicídio por negligência
Perante tudo isto e depois de sair a acusação do Ministério Público de homicídio por negligência grosseira o INEM disse à TVI não ter qualquer esclarecimento a prestar sobre este assunto.
Esclarecimentos sobre um acidente em Agosto último que levou à morte de um jovem de 21 anos.
Manuel Severino revela-se preocupado. «Uma pessoa que faz o que fez ao meu filho poderá vir a fazer a outras pessoas».
Neste momento, o caso ou segue de imediato para julgamento ou o INEM pede a reabertura da instrução e o processo regressa ao TIC.
O funcionário do INEM, que ficou apenas com escoriações ligeiras, está acusado pelo Ministério Público de homicídio por negligência grosseira, pela morte do motociclista.
Segundo as informações que a TVI recolheu, aquando o acidente a PSP não o submeteu ao teste do balão no local e só no Hospital de Santo António, mais de duas horas depois do acidente, as análises acusaram uma taxa de alcoolemia de 1,36. Meses mais tarde, já em Novembro, o Instituto de Medicina Legal (IML) admite uma falha técnica que, àquela data, terá afectado 20 pessoas, incluindo o arguido neste caso.
Madalena Lima, advogada de acusação no processo, afirma que o que aparece no IML é «que houve uma avaria e que por essa avaria 20 testes foram considerados sem efeito e que dá negativo».
Para o pai da vítima, Manuel Severino «há muita coisa escondida» que precisa de ser esclarecida.
«Há mais 19. Onde é que eles estão, quem são, será que foram autuados, será que foram perdoados? Há muita coisa escondida que eu gostava que me dissessem».
A que velocidade circulava a ambulância?
No entanto, levanta-se outra questão: a velocidade. Segundo o processo judicial a que a TVI teve acesso revela que o tacógrafo da ambulância aparentava marcar 34km/h, mas que, após a peritagem, foi apurado que afinal o veículo circula com o dobro da velocidade.
A advogada de acusação revela que prefere basear-se nos testemunhos de quem assistiu ao acidente.
«Tenho que me basear no que me dizem as testemunhas. As testemunhas dizem que a velocidade era bastante grande e que a ambulância não abrandou sequer no cruzamento sabendo que o sinal estava vermelho».
Motorista sem habilitações para conduzir ambulâncias
Mais grave ainda é saber que o motorista da ambulância do INEM não tinha sequer habilitação legal para conduzir viaturas de emergência e prioritárias. No entanto, a PSP actuou no local e aplicou uma coima de 500 euros ao director da delegação norte.
O facto é que toda esta situação não levou sequer à suspensão do funcionário. O INEM neste caso não terá contratado um profissional com as habilitações necessárias e até hoje o arguido continua a exercer as mesmas funções, ou seja, a transportar doentes em emergência médica.
Através de um telefonema para a delegação do Norte do INEM, a TVI conseguiu confirmar que o motorista se encontra a trabalhar.
«Ele trabalha nas ambulâncias e eu não o consigo contactar porque nem sei qual é o turno em que ele está, nem sei a ambulância em que ele está a trabalhar», referiu fonte da Delegação, acrescentando trabalha «certamente» no Porto.
Acusação de homicídio por negligência
Perante tudo isto e depois de sair a acusação do Ministério Público de homicídio por negligência grosseira o INEM disse à TVI não ter qualquer esclarecimento a prestar sobre este assunto.
Esclarecimentos sobre um acidente em Agosto último que levou à morte de um jovem de 21 anos.
Manuel Severino revela-se preocupado. «Uma pessoa que faz o que fez ao meu filho poderá vir a fazer a outras pessoas».
Neste momento, o caso ou segue de imediato para julgamento ou o INEM pede a reabertura da instrução e o processo regressa ao TIC.
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